You know you're obsessed with CPs when...

[Redflytrap]

You know when you are addicted/crazy, when:

* You feed your sister's old pet rat to the Columbian red-tail boas,
because it got out of it's cage and then ate all the pitchers off your Nepenthes;
and unfortunately, a few main growing stems too.
At first both snakes don't eat the rat, so then you stubbornly smash it with a
cinder-block, and when it's dead, the snakes finally decide to eat it.

* Now, every glass-art composition you create, is carnivorous plant-related.

 

[Adam]

-When you cry during a storm with heavy rains (have done this a lot of times)

- When someone tells you that you have too many plants you go out and buy more

- Your vacations are areas with CPs(Done this many times)

- Upset on your birthday when you get an iPod and not the nep you've been wanting

 

[Taliesin-DS]

When to tell your family you're downsizing your plant collection but you actually mean throwing out all those orchids that won't flower anyway to get more neps

 

[Sig]

When you check terraforums every ten seconds..

When you run out in the rain to dip a soup ladle into one of your mini bogs because it's flooding.

 

[limeslide]

-When you think a drawing of a wheat-kernel thing looks like an un-opened nep pitcher. XD

 

[Taliesin-DS]

but it really does look like that.

 

[kgrudz]

when you take your plants for car rides with you.

 

[gill_za]

When while making coffee at work you look at a spent Kurig k-cup and you go: wow these would make awesome containers for starting utricularia cultures for giveaways...

<a href="https://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/yv5H6DzsZo3_ltRHhdSIMWQFPK-NB-JzSXNqiH-BGMg?feat=embedwebsite"><img src="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-YoY_5Ev4Hnk/TiJql5oQGsI/AAAAAAAAAXg/EdrmLoIZJOM/s144/20110717_002.jpg" height="108" width="144" /></a>

 

[lizasaur]

Oh man, I got the wandering eye "this would be great for plants!" so bad that even my mom does it now too

And I run around in soaking rain to save them or get rain for them.

 

[Sig]

Thread necromancy no jutsu!

 

[pappydew]

When every time you look at a weed on the side of the road you compare its appearance to a CP and wish it was one...

When your aquariums are downgraded to make room for a new CP terrarium...

 

[gill_za]

Thread necromancy no jutsu!

Its only one month old...

 

[amphirion]

correction: 1YEAR old.

when you start using bathroom poufs as netting to mount your orchidioides utrics on cork bark...just to save space and make room for moar plants in your terra.

 

[JB in Utah]

when you see every shelf in your home as a place to put cps and lights

when buying cps you don't ask what your wife would think but what would your VFTs and Sarrs think.

 

[kulamauiman]

you just dragged your wife to a swamp in Oregon and got her eaten by mosquitoes?

 

[Presto]

You buy this album, just based on the cover art:

 

[MH1]

-You get worried after having too much good weather, because it means you're water butt will start to dry up

-When you try to work out good places to live based on ease of growing as many CPs as possible- preferably outside.

-When you suddenly start hating trees because they block your precious sunlight.

-When you start hunting for flies in your house to kill because your neps don't cach enough by themselves.

-When you start hating winter because it means you can't buy any more plants for >3 months.

 

[CreatureTom]

-You spend all your money on CPs, indirectly causing you to quit smoking because you can't afford it

 

[Sig]

-You spend all your money on CPs, indirectly causing you to quit smoking because you can't afford it

This is the best plant growing story ever.

 

[Exo]

When one of your top criteria for a good GF is "must love plants"