Prize to be announced. Carnivorous plant themed haiku or limerick. No swears or naughtiness. I will get you started:
Haiku (non rhyming 5-7-5)
Jack Frost slapped my plants
I will punch his kidneys
Until its springtime
Limerick (a-a-b-b-a, 7-7-5-5-7)
There once was a fly named Pete
who was looking for something to eat
he smelled some nice crap
a pitcher plant trap
oh noes, a plant that eats meat!
Haiku (non rhyming 5-7-5)
Jack Frost slapped my plants
I will punch his kidneys
Until its springtime
Limerick (a-a-b-b-a, 7-7-5-5-7)
There once was a fly named Pete
who was looking for something to eat
he smelled some nice crap
a pitcher plant trap
oh noes, a plant that eats meat!