(PAID) (Gadz $20) Mystery item

[Ozzy]

Up for bid is an item. I will not tell you what it is. I will answer one question or guess with each legal bid. If you guess, I will deny or confirm.
I did this years ago and the item was so crazy that the winner refused to take possession and said he would just donate the money to NASC.
I will say this item is not as crazy as that one but it's something you probably will never be able to obtain otherwise.
NASC assumes no responsibility for this item. I take full responsibility for it.

Bidding starts at $1
I will pay shipping to anywhere in the USA.
I will ship international at winners expense

 

[herenorthere]

$1

Is it a live plant?

 

[Ozzy]

$1

Is it a live plant?

No

 

[carolatcj]

I am aware that the NASC president cannot read the rules and started the bidding at $1 when the minimum is supposed to be $2, but what can I say?

 

[bluemax]

$2 Was the item ever alive?

 

[Ozzy]

No. And carol, you know I break the rules every year. I don't know why you are surprised.

 

[carolatcj]

No. And carol, you know I break the rules every year. I don't know why you are surprised.

I am not surprised in the least...just don't want to be called out for letting you break the rules. You make my job so hard

 

[herenorthere]

My initial question would have been twice as thoughtful if I had to bid $2 instead of only $1.

 

[Sarracenia67]

$4 is it made of a material that is biodegradable?

 

[Ozzy]

$4 is it made of a material that is biodegradable?

No.

 

[Ozzy]

I am not surprised in the least...just don't want to be called out for letting you break the rules. You make my job so hard

You're welcome.

 

[bluemax]

$5. Is it an ashtray?

 

[Ozzy]

$5. Is it an ashtray?

No.

 

[chibae]

$6.00 Is it a wildly inappropriate metal sculpture of a alligator

 

[Ozzy]

$6.00 Is it a wildly inappropriate metal sculpture of a alligator

No, but you got one word right.

 

[carolatcj]

You're welcome.

 

[LordJosmar]

No, but you got one word right.

No, but you got one word right.

$7
Is the one word they got right a noun?

 

[Gadz]

$10
Is it a sculpture?

 

[Ozzy]

No, but you got one word right.

$7
Is the one word they got right a noun?

No.

 

[Ozzy]

$10
Is it a sculpture?

No.