The CIA, FBI and LAPD get together for a conference on terrorism activities and decide that rabbits are currently the greatest threat. They locate the nearest woods and decide to each send in recognizance to see how best to deal with the rabbit situation. The CIA stake out the woods for 3 months with recording devices, night vision cameras and a $3 billion dollar budget.
At the end of their surveillance, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI immediately fire bombs the entire woods, burning it to the ground. They claim the rabbits shot first.
After relocating to new woods, the LAPD send some uniformed officers in. After 15 minutes, a badly beaten and bleeding bear stumbles out of the woods exclaiming, "All right! Alright! I'm a freakin rabbit!"
At the end of their surveillance, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI immediately fire bombs the entire woods, burning it to the ground. They claim the rabbits shot first.
After relocating to new woods, the LAPD send some uniformed officers in. After 15 minutes, a badly beaten and bleeding bear stumbles out of the woods exclaiming, "All right! Alright! I'm a freakin rabbit!"