jimscott
Tropical Fish Enthusiast
These actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services:
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not
worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone
who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious
pleasure to many in the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early
and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members
and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will
be used to cripple children.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you
want remembered.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM- prayer and medication to follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in
the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church.
Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to
lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their
electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement
Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use
the large double door at the side entrance.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday:
'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.'
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight:
'Searching for Jesus.'
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends
a friendship that began in their school days.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not
worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone
who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious
pleasure to many in the congregation.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early
and listen to our choir practice.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members
and to the deterioration of some older ones.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will
be used to cripple children.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you
want remembered.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM- prayer and medication to follow.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in
the basement on Friday afternoon.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church.
Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to
lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their
electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement
Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use
the large double door at the side entrance.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday:
'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.'
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight:
'Searching for Jesus.'
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends
a friendship that began in their school days.
Hahaha, those are great. xD I really needed those laughs.