politically incorrect jokes......................they aint that bad

[phissionkorps]

I heard a good joke on last laugh 07 a couple weeks ago.

Viewer: "What should be the punishment for the little boy that started the fires in California?"
Dave Attell: "A one-way ticket to Michael Jackson's house"

His style of humor is spot on for me, but its sooooooo dirty/offensive. Jim Norton is good for that style of humor too.

 

[Ant]

This one always makes me smile no matter what.

There are 3 girls on stuck on an island. One blonde, one with black hair, and one with brown hair. They find a bottle and a gyne pops out, he tells them that they each get one wish.

The black haired girl wishes for a motar boat and drives home, the brown haired girl wishes for a plain and flies home, and the blonde girl felt lonely and wished them both back.

 

[Nepfreak]

what do you call a dead blonde in the closet?
The hide and seek champion of 1996.

How do you get a 1-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave!

 

[Ant]