Hehe well thanks for the seed offer!
But Papa-Moai is currently safe in the laundry room. As I was coming back from Lowes, sure enough, some guy was walkin to his car with my plant wrappped in the arms. Jumping from the truck, I ran into him saying, "Oooh I don't think so, put it back." He proceeded to argue with me that, "Oh no, I just bought this plant. I got it for my girlfriend. I'm just picking it up." To my response, "Um no, return the #$% plant; you have two options return it or I'm calling the police to make you return it." Reluctant, he returned Papa-Moai to his place without incident.
But it still sucks, that's the only place that is currently getting enough sun where I can grow Sarras at. I'm seriously either going to have to put security tethers on all my pots, or not grow them. 8( Still hammering out some ideas.