Carnivorous plant jokes, let's hear 'em!

[charlie]

What does a bee eat with?

A nectar spoon!

 

[adnedarn]

Holly thread resurrection!

My sundew is really clingy.
It just can't let things go.

People ask me how I could possibly put bugs in/on all the plants.
I tell them my plants are on a diet, they mostly eat light meals.