Won't Olympians On Viagra Stick Out?

[herenorthere]

A rising Olympic drug scandal:

http://www.courant.com/features/lifestyle/hc-shea0712.artjul12,0,1250044.column

 

[radjess331]

lol....i guess with all that spandex they were it would be easy to see....lol

It's sad though that schools ban students from goin to the olympics. I was invited to perform as part of the preshow to the olympics however the rusd wont allow us to go due to weird sickness reports coming out of china.

 

[mindmaze]

The only way that I can think of that viagra could help you out in competition is through Coronary artery vasodilatation. I think its stupid for these people to use this type of stuff, they can actually do more harm than good in some cases, especially when not following the right dosage.

 

[Clint]

Unless they're aroused when they're running, they won't get an erection. Of course just being worried about one could give you one lol.

I guess it would give you an advantage when it comes to crossing the finish line L-Arganine improves oxygen concentration, so why not ban that supplement, too? They should have a double-blind study and if it really does improve performance, go ahead and ban it I guess. All you'll need is a doctors note to get around it, and doctors generally aren't going to ask questions. Or just get a script and note from an online pill mill.

I think we should have a pharmaceutically enhanced Olympics. That would be far more entertaining. You're required to be on at least one performance-enhancing substance. We could have people stroking out mid-race from too much ephedrine and clenbuterol, people falling over when they stand from beta-blockers, and then the big guys would go into roid rages and attack the officials. Good times to be had by the whole family! Little jimmy can get pictures taken with the man who's arm exploded.

 

[upper]

and andrew removes my signature about birth control >_>.

 

[herenorthere]

It's just an article about sports physiology and medicine. If it isn't too technical for America's oldest continuously published newspaper, it isn't too technical for Terraforums.

 

[ilbasso]

and andrew removes my signature about birth control >_>.

What??





Nobody's taken the obvious route to a punchline by way of a pole vaulting joke?


Just think of the poor high divers...ouch.

 

[JB_OrchidGuy]

Give me a break. You could get a woody without viagra too. The medication doesn't cause an errection it aids you in getting one or makes it firmer if you don't have the dysfunction.

 

[elgecko]

LMAO

 

[PlantAKiss]

They should impose some pretty stiff regulations on Viagra...