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[LauraZ5]

You little stinker you! I figured your wife or a personal friend was Mexican and that's how you were able to cheat without knowing Spanish. I have people call me from time to time and put me on a threeway phone call to interpret.  What's a translater? How can it possibly pick up colloquialisms? That's pretty wild. I have run into some documents in both Japanese and German regarding carnivorous plants that I am incapable of reading and I don't have any friends who speak or read German or Japanese. If I bought a translater software pack would I be able to just cut and paste whole paragraphs in at a time to be able to read what I want in English? What software are you using to do this if you don't mind my asking. How much does it cost?

 

[Ozzy]

I can do it for you for $1 per word, or you can type translator in your search engine and find a free one. You'll find one for almost any language.
How do you say

in spanish?

And for the record my wife is not a mexican, she's an African Pygmy.

 

[LauraZ5]

Wow Mark, how kind of you to offer your services... a buck a word huh. Whatcha doing... trying to find a way to support your CP habit? Suchadeal, suchadeal!  

Lookie what I found- http://babelfish.altavista.com/
Allegedly it does both Japanese and German to English and I found Spanish there too!  Oh wow!  A new free toy! Playtime!

 

[herenorthere]

You get what you pay for.  Free translators do some scary things, especially as you stray further and further from "see **** run."  But in case you're unable to waste all your available time with other websites you've been visiting, babelfish should help consume the rest.

 

[Ozzy]

Quote[/b] ]Whatcha doing... trying to find a way to support your CP habit?

Growing cp's is cheap, finding them in the wild is what cost money. I need money for batteries for my camera and gps, gas money, and of course tow trucks are expensive.

 

[LauraZ5]

Hey herenorthere, check this out-

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Forget trying to load a Japanese keyboard. This is too much fun. I am liking this. I may not be able to get it exact but I should for all practical purposes be able to get a feel for the context of an article I am interested in reading. I'm half blind it seems as it is so this works for me. There would be no way on God's green earth that I would be able to figure out what all those little symbols mean. Now wouldn't it be special if the documents I have been trying to read are Chinese and not Japanese!  Time for me to go find that article on hybrids I have been saving for a few months. Hope I can remember where I saved it!

Hey Mark!  Saaaaaaaaaave up!  There's boggin to be done and you are correct, tow trucks are very expensive.

edited to add-
Hey what happened?  Those are different symbols up there than what I saw before I posted.  What's going on? That doesn't even look Asian anything.

edited again to add-
you get what you pay for.