Get your cameras guys I need to make a movie to prove how I found the real cross and also the perserved remains of Jesus' pet rabit from the first easter. you know the pet rabbit that Jesus fed jelly beans and it layed chocolate eggs. Well I found it and I want make a documentry and prove to people that the rabbit and candy are important to christianity.
You better have DNA evidence to back this all up.![]()
I like how many xmas and easter are really pagan holidays that have been christianfied... is that a word?
DNA, I dont need no stinking DNA.
I mean even if the DNA showed it wasnt his rabbit it would just be a trick of the devil to make you not believe, like dinosaur bones.
I mean come on you dont believe me, I'm not even a biologist so I have to be right. Now how many of you are going to buy my book about my discoveries. Oh and movies rights are still up for grabs let the bidding wars begin.

Well you do wear a white lab coat, and you also probably wear glasses so...![]()
I do, also I have a PhD in Rabbitology from the U. of Hippity-Hop as well as a minor in candyology.
