Situational Awareness for Ozzy

[rattler]

Scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is an abrupt cliff and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?


Answer below...
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Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round" Ozzy, you're drunk!!

 

[Ozzy]

I tried to get off on my on, but before I could I was dragged off by two cops.
I tried to explain that I was a passenger and I wasn't driving, but they wouldn't listen.

 

[droseradude]

that was hilarious rattler. im putting that in my aim profile. hope you dont mind

 

[rattler]

no problem i stole it off another site and figured it fit Ozzy

 

[Ozzy]

 

[rattler]

sorry it was a toss up between you and Bug.....................ill get Bug next time

 

[PlantAKiss]

lolol! Good one Rattler! But Ozzy's answer was more realistic.