Look what I got in the mail today!

[JRFxtreme]

A psychedelic white Jesus poster!

It says its soaked in the power of prayer and if I put my knee on his face and make a wish, it will come true. Sweet!!

It's going on my wall.

 

[jm82792]

Thats a complete joke
How the heck did you get that ?

 

[xvart]

Does he look like Marlyn Monroe from 15 feet away?

xvart.

 

[JRFxtreme]

A "57 year old church" from Oklahoma sent it to me. I didn't even have to ask!

It also came with a prophecy that said not to open it until I do what it says in the instructions. I opened the prophecy and started to read. It said someone on this forum will soon donate their enormous & rare collection of lowland Nepenthes to me!

I'm waiting...

 

[JRFxtreme]

Does he look like Marlyn Monroe from 15 feet away?

xvart.

No but it does say that if I stare at Jesus, he'll open his eyes and stare back at me. Then it tells me to "go and be alone" and put my knee on his face.

 

[Not a Number]

If one of my Nepenthes should ever develop a pitcher that looks like a fetal baby Jesus I'll let you have first crack at it before I list it on eBay.

 

[phissionkorps]

LOL i got the same letter, but my jesus poster was green. Everything spent about 4 seconds in my hands before being promptly disposed of in the garbage - where it belongs .

 

[DavyJones]

Does he look like Marlyn Monroe from 15 feet away?

xvart.

You just made me laugh inside for like, 10 mins.



I received the same exact thing in the mail too. Total bunk.

 

[SirKristoff]

was there by any chance a little packet of something "green" attached?
cause you would have to be pretty screwed up to believe in that bogus load....xD

 

[DJ.Zany-NL-]

so why hang it on the wall if it requires your knee on his face to make a wish?

 

[Fryster]

A "57 year old church" from Oklahoma sent it to me.

Uugghhh...........

Another "church" trying to turn The Son of God into a magical genie to be at our beck-and-call.

Idolatry in its highest form..........

 

[droseraguy]

I got one too about a year ago. Funny and sad all at once.

 

[JB_OrchidGuy]

I got one in the mail too. It is a pray mat and they want you to send it back after using it. Of course they want you to send a donation too.

 

[wmgorum]

i didn't get one...

*sings* nobody likes me... everybody hates me... ;-)

 

[rsivertsen]

"I don't care if it rains or freezes, s'long as I got my plastic Jesus, ... "

 

[Trapper7]

Does he look like Marlyn Monroe from 15 feet away?

xvart.

LMAO! That was great!

 

[PlantAKiss]

I guess this means y'all actually open your junk mail?? lol

I didn't get one. :-(

 

[jimscott]

i didn't get one...

*sings* nobody likes me... everybody hates me... ;-)

Me neither and the J.W.'s don't visit me either! Not even Avon comes to my door!

 

[droseraguy]

It's funny what effect an assault rifle, fruit of the looms and black socks has on people isn't it jimscott ?

 

[jimscott]

It's funny what effect an assault rifle, fruit of the looms and black socks has on people isn't it jimscott ?

LOL! Actually, I wear BVD's and knee-high, geeky white socks (honest) and once had a capgun.