friggin Ozzy

[rattler]

I wake up early one morning to a loud knock on my door.

i stumbles out of bed, go downstairs and answer the door.

When opening the door, it is Ozzy, drunk, standing in the pouring rain, and asks, "Can you give me a push?"

I answer, "No! It's 3 a.m. in the morning, and pouring down rain."

I slam the door in the Ozzy's face, and go back to bed.

my wife asks who it was, and I explain the situation to her.

She immediately berates me, "Do you remember the two guys who helped us in a bad storm two months ago. You get dressed and go help that man."

I get dressed, go out into the pouring rain. It is pitch black, I can see no one, and ask, "Are you still here?"

Ozzy says, "yes."

I say, "Where are you?"

Ozzy answers, "Over here in the swing."

 

[schloaty]

LMAO!

 

[Pyro]

Guess that explains who was on my daughter's swingset the other night...

 

[PlantAKiss]

That sounds like something Ozzy would do. lol Good one!

 

[Ozzy]

Guess that explains who was on my daughter's swingset the other night...

You saw me and didn't offer me a push?

 

[Pyro]

You seemed to be doing fine going up and down the slide all by yourself. Though I would have thought that going up the slide part and then face first down the stairs might hurt a little. But you sure seemed to be having fun so who am I to judge.

 

[Ozzy]

No pain no gain.