Favorite quotes or phrases?

[Amateur_Expert]

heres another one of my favorites:
Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion, but an escape from emotion; it is not the expression of personality, but an escape from personality. But of course, only those who have personality and emotions know what it means to want to escape from these things.
-T.S. Eliot

 

[Kirkscoastalcarnivores]

if you truly want to believe that your winning, there's always a poll that will go in your favor- mom

 

[BigCarnivourKid]

It doesn't matter how smart you are, if you don't have sense enough to come in out of the rain. - I thunked of that myself!

 

[Spectabilis73]

Quote[/b] (JustLikeAPill @ Oct. 14 2004,4:19)]"if you build a man a fire, you keep him warm for a night. if you set a man on fire, you keep him warm for the rest of his life"-?

LOL... well actually its

"If you build a man a fire, you keep him warm for a night. Teach him how to build a fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life"

The one you wrote was pretty darn funny though

 

[Spectabilis73]

Quote[/b] (Zongyi_Yang @ Oct. 14 2004,4:42)]Heres some:
If everything was possible, it would be impossible to be impossible

2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 rights make a left

Always win. If not, make your betters lose. Otherwise, deny you tried.

Simpsons always have funny quotes.

'Jebus, help me!' -Homer

'Trying is the first step towards failure.' Homer

Zongyi

Ohh man your right, simpsons is so funny...

"Hey dad, do you think we'll ever see mary bobbins again?"

"Sure, bud! we'll probably see her in a few months"

Then she gets sucked into a jet engine and the engine goes on fire, and the plane crashes

 

[jimscott]

"Communication is the problem to the answer". 10CC

"You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand". Toni Basil

"I know nothing" Sgt. Schultz

 

[TheAlphaWolf]

want some funny posters? (quotes in it... or sayings or something like that )
http://despair.com/indem.html (just click on the blue letters in the right column... it'll take you to a poster w/ a saying/quote/whatever below it. some are pretty funny!

 

[swords]

"Groovy!"
- Ash (Bruce Campbell) Evil Dead 2 & Army of Darkness

 

[TheAlphaWolf]

I also like:
"it's like grandma's nightshirt, it covers everything" by LBJ (LOL!!!)

 

[Dyflam]

For those who don't know many "old sayings":

Proverbs

 

[TheAlphaWolf]

I JUST thought of this one...
"if you settle for less, you'll never be more" - by me! I must admit... I like it... I don't like everything I say... but I like this.

 

[Grim]

"Get away from me"

- Grim

 

[jimscott]

There's a fine line between being persistent and being what is fully contained in that word - a pest. JSS

A guy's life revolves around making things stick - and unstick (duct tape, crazy glue, WD 40...). JSS

Beware of women bearing tent pegs. (Sisera's fortune cookie)

 

[BigCarnivourKid]

Quote[/b] (Grim @ Oct. 15 2004,11:29)]"Get away from me"

- Grim

LOL My first words, according to my mom, were "weave me awone"

I haven't changed much.

 

[Spectabilis73]

"WIERDO!"

-Me (sorry couldnt resist... thats NOT pointed at anyone, btw)