Favoirte quotes from our members.

[joossa]

This might be a dumb idea, but does anyone want to share any favorite or memorable quote(s) stated by our fellow forum mates?

These are some of my favorites:

The only reason I mist my VFTs, is to look busy so I won't get stuck doing something else, like taking out the trash.

Heh.. "mauled buttocks".. looks like that gator was trying to get a little crack himself.

I think you should kill it just to be on the safe side.

It's like cheesecake. We can survive without cheesecake, but it sure is a lot less fun!

A plant under 30 watts is like trying to get a suntan by candelight

You're still using a mom in your greenhouse? Moms are totally outdated. You should replace her with a thermostat instead.

Good times!

 

[nepenthes_ak]

I think its been done before, but some good quote's none the less!

 

[abcat1993]

I like the one from JLAP. ANy more?

 

[I_Pereira]

VFT's don't suck. They bite.

 

[seedjar]

Woot, I made the list!
~Joe

 

[xvart]

Man, how fun. I'll have to remember some of the ones I've seen. How did you go back and find all those? Just search or do you keep a list? lol.

xvart.

 

[vft guy in SJ]

Thats great Joosa. I have to say the ones you posted are pretty good. My personal 2 favorites, not counting any of my own, I would have to say both come from BCK....

The only reason I mist my VFTs, is to look busy so I won't get stuck doing something else, like taking out the trash.

And...

All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

 

[Clint]

My favorite quote... pretty much anything by Bruce.

 

[joossa]

Man, how fun. I'll have to remember some of the ones I've seen. How did you go back and find all those? Just search or do you keep a list? lol.

xvart.

No, I don’t keep a list. To me, some posts just stick out too well… I guess I’m good at remembering these types of things. I had to do some searching to find them though. I have some more in mind, but I’ll have to look for them tomorrow.

 

[FlytrapGurl]

gotta love the OLD TF chatroom quotes... sundewd's "do da bang bang boogie!", me accidentally calling finch "funch" (which became my name for him ever since), & somebody (i dont remember who) accidentally calling jimscott "jimscotscoot" (which also became my name for him ever since).

 

[jimscott]

"It's a 'D. roundandstickia'". (Tamlin Dawnstar) when describing a sundew that isn't clear.

 

[xvart]

If I had asymmetrical misshapen wrinkly folds of skin with knobs poking out and deformed limbs, I'd be deformed, not "crested".

Indeed.

xvart.

 

[joossa]

^I laughed when I read that one earlier.

 

[xvart]

^I laughed when I read that one earlier.

Yeah, your comment about putting it in your signature made me think of this thread. Hope I didn't steal your thunder! lol.

xvart.

 

[joossa]

I didn't ask if I could use it as my sig. Someone else did. Time to go and reread the topic, xvart.

 

[xvart]

I didn't ask if I could use it as my sig. Someone else did. Time to go and reread the topic, xvart.

Whoops! lol. It's been a long day... I guess I shouldn't be worried about stealing your thunder then!

xvart.

 

[Clint]

Meth Coffee?! Coffee so good you drink it every day and scratch sores into your face..

This is my favorite I think.