Bumper stickers that catch your attention

[goldtrap2690]

Honk if your Horny !

 

[VeiledFighter]

Blinker does not work watch for middle finger.

 

[Treaqum]

oh! speaking of bush... who was it who said it here? tre?
bushes are nature's urinals
yep that was me.

I live in hick town since almost everyone around (aka everyone brave enough to drive 55 or over) has a black (or maybe they used to be colored but have since become so grimy or spray-painted) F-150 with some dogs in the back and all have the same bumpersticker "I love cats, they taste like chicken"
Not to worry though they are all nice people (well the few I know).

I also like "Yoda lives in a Pagoda" (for you Starwars obsessed)
"My other husband is a plumber"
"My child can beat the **** out of your honor student"

And my next door neigbor (who is an english teacher) has this one "Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses"

 

[Trapper7]

I'll give up coffee when I give up breathing.~Niki~

 

[kahnli]

my favorite...

"You say tomato and I say F*** You!"

 

[Trapper7]

LOL!!!!!!!!!! ~Niki~

 

[altrade212]

toamto!

 

[kahnli]

F*** you!

 

[StifflerMichael]

Keep honking, I'm reloading

 

[FlytrapGurl]

"My horse can buck off your honor student."

"DON'T STEAL.. the government hates competition."

 

[LauraZ5]

If At First You Don't Succeed...
Destroy All Evidence That You Tried


Eve Was Framed


Therapy Is Expensive
Popping Bubble Wrap Is Cheap
You Choose