Sanjaya Mallomar is back and has some stupid Trojan pigtail feauxhawk. I hate that kid. He can't sing and he has an attitude I just don't like. I don't like his face, either. His smile is far too big. Only a bitter person could complain about a smile, I'm sure of it! Or an over-zealous dental hygenist. Can you guess which one I am? Lol. Add dental hygenist to my ever growing list of occupations, EST! I'm turning into Barbie. A different occupation for each outfit.
But he's got the vote of all the little preteen girls who don't know he's gay and Howard stern lackies, so he'll stay, for now. We'll see in about 19 minutes. I'm only watching because I'm waiting for House. I swear!
Some lady is singing Disco now. She gets my vote just because I like Disco. Disco never dies!!!!!
Ryan Seacrest is hot. In that stupid kind of way... like his head is empty and there's a small rodent on it's last leg running in a wheel. Choking on his own gas.
Ok, I'll stop ranting. Ok maybe not. He also sang Bathwater by No doubt. He made a mockery of it if you ask me. He also replaced "You're my kinda man" with "You're my kinda girl". Ok, Mr. Mallomar.