Wishes, ruin the person above you's wish.

[TunaSurprise]

Here is the wish thread. You get to grant the with of the person above you, but something goes wrong.
Example:
man1- I wish i had some ice cream right now
man2- granted, but it is salmon and chese flavored.

My wish- I wish i had a pet camel.

 

[Amateur_Expert]

granted, but it has overactive bowel movements.

i wish i was the president

 

[Starman]

granted, but a member of the public who hates your guts throws a H bomb at the whitehouse and kills you

I wish I had 4 greenhouses

 

[TunaSurprise]

Granted, but a tree falls over on them. Now you have four BROKEN greenhouses.

I wish i had a better computer.

 

[Starman]

granted, but you spill a whole glass of water on it, and it blows up, killing you

I wish I had room for more plants

 

[superimposedhope]

I gotta ask: How do you throw an H-Bomb, little heavy I imagine.

Starman is feeling lethal today isn't he

Granted but most of your time is spent keeping it clean.

I wish I lived in S. America

Joe

 

[Starman]

hahahaha Im feeling rather lethal yes.

well.....you could always drop it from a plane or use a crane lol

I bombard your dream home in South America by throwing bombs from a plane

 

[Ozzy]

I wish this thread would end.

 

[TunaSurprise]

Granted, but then i go back in time and stop the event that makes the thread stop.

I wish that coke would go out of business and that pepsi would dominate the market.

 

[Amateur_Expert]

granted, but the masses revolt since pepsi sucks so coke remains on the market

i wish i had a leica m7

 

[TunaSurprise]

You get a leica m7 in the mail, but when you open the box, you find that it has broken in transport, and there is no warranty.

I wish that this thread will get longer than the evolution thread.

 

[Amateur_Expert]

granted, but only in another dimension where ruining people's wishes governs over evolutionary discussions

i wish i where blue

 

[Guest]

your blue.. dap a dee.. nebermind

Granted but your also blue in the mind too

I wish ozzy would take my picture off of uglypeople.com

 

[nepenthes gracilis]

granted but it cannot be removed, the file has become corrupted.

I wish this thread never was.

 

[Guest]

Quote[/b] (nepenthes gracilis @ Feb. 25 2005,4:14)]granted but it cannot be removed, the file has become corrupted.

I wish this thread never was.

Are you saying I am corrupt?

Granted but if this thread never was then it couldnt have been granted and so.. um yea it cant be granted

I wish Tonys greenhouse was mine

 

[Kirkscoastalcarnivores]

granted but it doesnt have any plants in it
I wish (hope) my new heli adapts nicely

 

[Guest]

Quote[/b] (Kirkscoastalcarnivores @ Feb. 25 2005,4:22)]granted but it doesnt have any plants in it
I wish (hope) my new heli adapts nicely

granted but they die a day later

i wish ozzy would go to florida

 

[Kirkscoastalcarnivores]

granted but he's invisible
I wish that I have the most sarracenia flowerins in the world

 

[Guest]

Quote[/b] (Kirkscoastalcarnivores @ Feb. 25 2005,4:25)]granted but he's invisible
I wish that I have the most sarracenia flowerins in the world

invisible.. even better

granted but theres so many that they crush you

i wish i had an eos 20d

 

[Kirkscoastalcarnivores]

uhh grantd but it doesnt work?? (iono what that is)
I wish that I could pollinate my heli flower