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My x-mas tequila cake recipe - must share

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Tequila Christmas Cake


Once again this holiday, I have had requests for my Tequila Christmas
Cake so here goes:
Please keep in your files as I am getting tired of
typing this up every year!

1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality Take a large bowl, check the tequila
again to be sure it is of the highest quality.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is sstill OK. Try
another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the fruit up off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with

a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.

Check the tequila.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.

Cherry Christmas
 
that sounds fantastic, thanks for sharing! I'm definitely going to try! hehe
 
"Sample the tequila to check quality Take a large bowl, check the tequila
again to be sure it is of the highest quality.

Repeat.
"

Someone help! I'm stuck in an infinite loop! I need End Parameters!
 
you sure your not related to me? i happen to make mine with Vodka though...........decent tequila is to expensive :grin:
 
so is decent wodka
 
lol nah........decent tequila starts at about $50(Patron is about as cheap as my stomach can stand).....some reeeeeeeeeally smooth chit at about $80..Ketal and Stoli vodka can be had for about $25ish not the best but several steps up and a definate improvement over Absolute and Smirnoff....Grey Goose is under $50 a bottle.............cheap vodka is best used to clean wounds and lifes to short to get hammered on cheap tequilla :grin:
 
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