Tre, Google. I can supply y'all with ones from FunnySign.com for months.
At the ranch I go to, there's a fence that separates the general ranch area from the 30 miles of trails, and the sign on the outside of the fence says "What part of NO TRESSPASSING don't you understand".
Okay, I am not posting a photo in this reply, but rather a topic to ponder.....
Just think of the Spiderman movies (great movies, by the way!). Now where do the webs come out of the spiders? Their abdomens, right?
Well, then shouldn't Spiderman be shooting his webs out from another part of his body then?